Boobies!

“Come on, please, show me just a little.”

“I already said “no” so please don’t annoy me anymore, did I make myself clear?”

“How cruel you are! Just a nipple?”

“I’m sorry, do you have trouble understanding me? Anyway, I have come here to watch a movie.”

“I don’t see why we cannot combine things in a way that is pleasant for both of us.”

“Listen, if you don’t quit it I’m gonna make you face the eternal question. What do you prefer – castration or decapitation?”

I will not miss you

“A few hours from that moment I will send you away and I will wait until your flight takes off. I can tell you now that I will not cry, I will not shed even a tear. Your friends will be staring at me with frown on their faces. They will whisper like old gossipers. ‘What a bastard, he didn’t even tremble.’ I will not cry even when your plane gets lost somewhere far in the distance. I am just no good in that. But… that doesn’t mean I will not miss you.”